callmesuspect:

The single best office prank, ever.

(via thedoubtingelms)

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

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a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)

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ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

(Source: okadas, via thedoubtingelms)

uneducatedcumdumpster:

americanhobbit:

What does the fox say?

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in tears

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

dduane:

A tour of the British Isles in accents: for those who would be tempted to mention “A British accent” and leave it at that.

…Smart to remember, too, that all these regions will have microregional variants. The Dublin accent referenced here, for example, is only one of at least five or six that I can identify, and I bet there are a lot more I’ve never heard or can’t tell from one another. Ditto for other regions in Ireland. The “Irish accent” as normally heard in US TV and film until quite recently has never been much more than an overstated, artficial “Dublin Stage” accent.

Equally, what most people in the US think of as “the British accent” beloved of movie villains everywhere is usually the so-called Received Pronunciation or RP, a kind of by-blow of the BBC’s refusal for a long time to allow its announcers to use anything but an approved version of the Home Counties “posh” accent. (This dialectic “glass wall” has finally started cracking in the last decade.)

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champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

(via cyberfricking)

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather, via fruitcrocs)

esexist:

when people say “i love you” i always say “i love you more” because life is a competition and i must win

(via cyberfricking)

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

(Source: al-grave, via schloong)

glowcloud:

people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing

(via hotguysandpizza)

gayboysgatherround:

These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.

(via jerkofficial)

shoomlah:

diamondback rattlesnake Medusa for Sketch_Dailies over on twitter! Just an excuse to practice drawing snake heads, let’s be honest.

I haven’t posted much recently due to BIG EXCITING LIFE CHANGES, so I figured I owed you guys something. :)

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seasonalweasel:

bofurs-wife:

heirtotheholyringsofbetazed:

stagmachine:

watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals

What a happy man

(Source: xtoxictears, via rhys-rhetorical)